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The Real Slayer
Created on 2003-08-21 12:25:48 (#1271267), last updated 2003-08-28
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Basic Info| Name: | the_real_slayer |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-25 |
| Location: | America, bitch!, United States |
BioI think it's obvious that Xander is the real slayer on Buffy. He just stands back in the shadows to let the girls have their turn. He was just waiting for them to screw up (you know they were going to) before he steps in.
I write Xander fanfiction where he is the true hero and he saves the ungrateful Willow, Buffy and Dawn (bitches). Just remember when reading that: he never dated Anya, Cordy dumped him, Spike was dusted in season 4, Willow isn't gay, Dawn isn't a minor and Xander secretly joined the initiative after his junior year of high school. Also, he is the son of a god and has super secret magical powers that make him the strongest being in the world.
I don't write slash. It's disgusting and wrong. Unless it's two girls...and they're doing it in front of Xander...for his pleasure.
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real_slayer is a composite character for the ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
handbasket_rpg.
I write Xander fanfiction where he is the true hero and he saves the ungrateful Willow, Buffy and Dawn (bitches). Just remember when reading that: he never dated Anya, Cordy dumped him, Spike was dusted in season 4, Willow isn't gay, Dawn isn't a minor and Xander secretly joined the initiative after his junior year of high school. Also, he is the son of a god and has super secret magical powers that make him the strongest being in the world.
I don't write slash. It's disgusting and wrong. Unless it's two girls...and they're doing it in front of Xander...for his pleasure.
real_slayer is a composite character for the handbasket_rpg. ConnectInterests (24):
alphabet soup rpg, alphacrack, bnfs, btvsatsrpsrpg, crushing freedom, evil, fandom wank, handbaskets, hell, kerfluffles, naughty boys, naughty girls, naughty things, not dancing, parody, rabid heterosexuality, rpf, rps, sarcasm, self-referential silliness, slashing the slashers, smoking crack, smut, vindication
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